diverged:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months

jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

‘if youre tired during school just go to bed earlier’

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

mailorderwife:

It’s really cute when boys talk about their fears bc it makes them vulnerable and easier to destroy

bigstupidbaby:

ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum